— My chemistry teacher
What are friends for?
Electrophile: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
“No chemicals!” The label on a container reads. I open it and I am stunned. It is truly devoid of chemicals, they have finally done it, finally created a pure vacuum unmarred even when exposed to matter. Quantum physics must be rewritten. Scientists everywhere stand in awe at such a feat.