nintendo wouldn’t lie to me
The ability to double jump could solve many life problems.
mmmm cake
It’s also a great party trick.
Mind blown.woah
someone studying atoms is just atoms trying to understand themselves
Science: So easy a baby can do it.
I used to perform similar experiments all the time.
URL
I have bought out a URL and I am now http://sciencejokesdaily.com, although my Tumblr URL is still http://sciencejokes.tumblr.com.
Oh, chemistry textbook. You’re so funny.
Those eyes…
Astronomy Ruined My Sense of Romance
Friend: I love this quote… “Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know that they are always there.”
me: Actually, many of the stars we currently see are already burnt-out and dead, but we just don’t know it yet because their light is still traveling toward us.
Friend: Fine. We’ll change it. ”Good friends are like stars…
me: …They’re very shiny but a lot of them might be dead.”
Friend: And once again, you ruin the romance with logic.
me: Well some might not be dead yet. Although technically if they’re not already dead they’re most likely currently in flames.
Friend: *sigh*
me: How about this?: ”Most of your friends are dead, but the ones who aren’t dead are on fire. It’s complicated to explain, but it’s nice to watch from a distance. Much like friendship.”
Friend: Yeah. That’s almost exactly the same sentiment.
me: It’s a gift.
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therickmaniac
Forever Alone.
Forever Alone.
