Science: So easy a baby can do it.
I used to perform similar experiments all the time.
Oh, chemistry textbook. You’re so funny.
Those eyes…
Astronomy Ruined My Sense of Romance
Friend: I love this quote… “Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know that they are always there.”
me: Actually, many of the stars we currently see are already burnt-out and dead, but we just don’t know it yet because their light is still traveling toward us.
Friend: Fine. We’ll change it. ”Good friends are like stars…
me: …They’re very shiny but a lot of them might be dead.”
Friend: And once again, you ruin the romance with logic.
me: Well some might not be dead yet. Although technically if they’re not already dead they’re most likely currently in flames.
Friend: *sigh*
me: How about this?: ”Most of your friends are dead, but the ones who aren’t dead are on fire. It’s complicated to explain, but it’s nice to watch from a distance. Much like friendship.”
Friend: Yeah. That’s almost exactly the same sentiment.
me: It’s a gift.
T-shirts available at http://www.cafepress.com/physicistsneedlovetooshop . We are all 100% star stuff! :D
In fact, one of the boxes is full of Staphylococcus. The wrapping paper is covered in E. coli, though, so it’s an understandable mistake. You know, we really should stop accepting gifts from that guy.
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Forever Alone.
Forever Alone.
