playin scrabble with a chemist like
"You better study up on these names [of Aliphatic Hydrocarbons] or you’re gonna be in Alkynes of trouble."
— My chemistry teacher
First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants
What are friends for?
Electrophile: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Physicist: What kind of stuff do you work on?
Mathematician: Knot theory!
Physicist: Me neither!