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"You better study up on these names [of Aliphatic Hydrocarbons] or you’re gonna be in Alkynes of trouble."

— My chemistry teacher

First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants
asapscience:

What are friends for? 

asapscience:

What are friends for? 

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SN2 Reaction

adventuresinchemistry:

Electrophile: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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Physicist: What kind of stuff do you work on?
Mathematician: Knot theory!
Physicist: Me neither!

whitecishetmale:

“No chemicals!” The label on a container reads. I open it and I am stunned. It is truly devoid of chemicals, they have finally done it, finally created a pure vacuum unmarred even when exposed to matter. Quantum physics must be rewritten. Scientists everywhere stand in awe at such a feat.

dumb-science-jokes:

Don’t hate on Ligase, guys. He’s just trying to make ends meet.

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